Some highlights from my job search:
Potential exposure to routine, communicable
diseases through regular contact with employees and the public at large.
May be required to restrain hostile or
chemically affected individuals and transport them to appropriate facilities.
Occasional exposure of work time to hazardous situations which involve
physically violent persons, interviewing mentally or emotionally disturbed
persons or bodily injury from biohazards, infections, or blood-borne
seeking a hands-on, energetic individual to assist with our crystal
I wonder about the legality of that last one. Oh well, the search continues.